In early December my family and our relatives celebrate Christmas. And for the last two or three years, my wee second cousin has put together a kids’ play for the adults. As the closest adult in the vicinity this time, I was forced to be the tree. Yes, the tree. To the tune of “I’m a Little Teapot” I sang “I am a tree, decorate me, open some gifts and enjoy some tea” with my arms straight out at my sides. Needless to say, people were VERY amused. Merry Christmas, y’all.
