Can’t believe women are still objectified. Did we stop moving forward and just figure, ‘Hell with equal rights, this is good enough’?
Dani: No, we just got lazy.
Ryan: Same thing!
Dani: Actually, I think women want to be objectified.
Ryan: I don’t think that’s true. I think maybe some do, like it’s their personal fetish, but I have a hard time believing all women want to be seen as kitchen accessories or sex toys. We bleed, we have brains, we feel pain, like everyone else. And so in short, no, I will not be making anyone a sammich.
–In unrelated news:
Ah, I love Dani. Patrick, yer missing out!
Dani: so when I come down we have a day of pizza and coloring…
Ryan: cooollorrrrs
Dani: OMFG THEY HAVE CRAYONS FOR THE WINDOWS
Ryan: …WUT
Dani: page 4
Ryan: HOLY