I need a hug and a s’more. And maybe a coloring book.
Update: By the way, I got a hug, s’more, and a coloring book, WITH crayons, so I’m happy. :D
Darn dog
Medium-sized and small dogs still manage to take up the same amount of space on a bed as the big ones. They just position themselves where it’s the most inconvenient for you, like the flippin’ middle of the bed.
Dante feels as heavy as a big dog! I put the blanket and my legs completely over him and he still wouldn’t move. So finally after a while I whispered “Daaante…” and he wriggled out under. And then he became mah snuggle bunny.
I’ll wake up and find myself nearly against the wall, with him cuddled up against my legs, and the entire other side of the bed unused. I wonder how long it takes him while I’m sleeping to do that.
Bones says, “Probably not long, you probably get hot, move away, he moves close again, rinse and repeat. Over and over again.”
Until I wake up crammed against the wall and a dog.
Just keep hoping
I keep hoping I’ll turn out to be lesbian.
Patrick: Funny, some people keep hoping *I’ll* turn out to be a lesbian.
Bones: I keep hoping I’ll turn out to be a god.
Dani: I just keep hoping.