Rob cursing from the other room.
Me: “What?”
Rob: “Oh, the fact that I’m like the first one to watch this disc, and there’s deep scratches on it.”
Me: “What is it?”
Rob: “Something I shouldn’t be watching.”
Me: “Porn?”
Rob: “Even worse.”
Me: “Twilight?”
Rob: “Yeah.”
Me: “Really?”
Rob. “Yeah.”
True story. By the way, if you like Twilight, you need better reading material.
How to Annoy Your Roommate #182: Whistle loudly in tune (or off-tune) with all the songs you play on your computer.