Rob cursing from the other room.
Me: “What?”
Rob: “Oh, the fact that I’m like the first one to watch this disc, and there’s deep scratches on it.”
Me: “What is it?”
Rob: “Something I shouldn’t be watching.”
Me: “Porn?”
Rob: “Even worse.”
Me: “Twilight?”
Rob: “Yeah.”
Me: “Really?”
Rob. “Yeah.”
True story. By the way, if you like Twilight, you need better reading material.
How to Annoy Your Roommate #182: Whistle loudly in tune (or off-tune) with all the songs you play on your computer.
What’s the best way to stay up all day after not sleeping? Besides caffeine pills, haven’t got any.
Where… is… the sun… to brighten my day… and help keep me awake…
Oh oh, pizza time!
Me: “Did you wash your hands real good with warm water?”
Rob: “Nooo.”
Me: “Well, at least you were honest!”
Con: I’m suffering from a sharp stomachache now.
Pro. It’s really helping me stay awake. *cringe*
All over the internet I’m seeing these ads of “Combine yours and another photo to see what your baby will look like!” with a computer-generated image of a hideous baby. I think this is a ploy to get the population to reproduce less. I approve.