{"id":923,"date":"2008-12-12T07:33:54","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T14:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/journal\/?p=923"},"modified":"2018-10-01T15:15:32","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T22:15:32","slug":"children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/12\/923","title":{"rendered":"Children"},"content":{"rendered":"

Funny conversations with friends on the subject of children:<\/p>\n

Jesse:<\/strong><\/p>\n

I am never having children. Which is a shame because I would name my boy Tyrannosaurus, and that’s pretty much the coolest fucking name ever. Nobody would fuck with him. <\/p>\n

“I’m going to go beat that kid up.”
\n“Wait! Don’t!”
\n“Why not?”
\n“You don’t know who that is, do you? That’s Tyrannosaurus.”
\n“Christ, his name alone kicked my ass.”<\/p>\n

Imagine role call.<\/p>\n

“Tim.” “Here.” “Tyler.” “Here.” “Tyrannosaurus” “Rarr!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jun:<\/strong><\/p>\n

I will have one child. And that child will rull the world. Er, rule. Be kinda anti-climatic if the kid just rulled.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

My thoughts:<\/strong> After babysitting my 2-year-old and 2-month-old nephews for one night, I can safely say I will never have children. Not ever.<\/p>\n

Maybe when I’m 50 I can adopt a 25-year-old. Then I can just skip past the birthing, baby, toddler, and teenhood stuff, and skip straight past to the part where your kid is all grown up and living far away, but visits for the holidays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Funny conversations with friends on the subject of children: Jesse: I am never having children. Which is a shame because I would name my boy Tyrannosaurus, and that’s pretty much the coolest fucking name ever. Nobody would fuck with him. “I’m going to go beat that kid up.” “Wait! Don’t!” “Why not?” “You don’t know […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=923"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions\/2084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}