What’s the best way to stay up all day after not sleeping? Besides caffeine pills, haven’t got any.<\/p>\n
Where… is… the sun… to brighten my day… and help keep me awake…<\/p>\n
Oh oh, pizza time!
\nMe: “Did you wash your hands real good with warm water?”
\nRob: “Nooo.”
\nMe: “Well, at least you were honest!”<\/p>\n
Con: I’m suffering from a sharp stomachache now.
\nPro. It’s really helping me stay awake. *cringe*<\/p>\n
All over the internet I’m seeing these ads of “Combine yours and another photo to see what your baby will look like!” with a computer-generated image of a hideous baby. I think this is a ploy to get the population to reproduce less. I approve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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