Rob cursing from the other room.
\nMe: “What?”
\nRob: “Oh, the fact that I’m like the first one to watch this disc, and there’s deep scratches on it.”
\nMe: “What is it?”
\nRob: “Something I shouldn’t be watching.”
\nMe: “Porn?”
\nRob: “Even worse.”
\nMe: “Twilight?”
\nRob: “Yeah.”
\nMe: “Really?”
\nRob. “Yeah.”<\/p>\n
True story. By the way, if you like Twilight, you need better reading material.<\/p>\n
How to Annoy Your Roommate #182: Whistle loudly in tune (or off-tune) with all the songs you play on your computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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