Medium-sized and small dogs still manage to take up the same amount of space on a bed as the big ones. They just position themselves where it’s the most inconvenient for you, like the flippin’ middle of the bed.<\/p>\n
Dante feels as heavy as a big dog! I put the blanket and my legs completely over him and he still wouldn’t move. So finally after a while I whispered “Daaante…” and he wriggled out under. And then he became mah snuggle bunny.<\/p>\n
I’ll wake up and find myself nearly against the wall, with him cuddled up against my legs, and the entire other side of the bed unused. I wonder how long it takes him while I’m sleeping to do that.<\/p>\n
Bones says, “Probably not long, you probably get hot, move away, he moves close again, rinse and repeat. Over and over again.”<\/p>\n
Until I wake up crammed against the wall and a dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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