{"id":1196,"date":"2010-10-03T17:23:59","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T00:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/?p=1196"},"modified":"2018-10-01T14:31:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T21:31:48","slug":"bad-kitteh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/03\/1196","title":{"rendered":"Bad kitteh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cat&#8217;s sitting in my tub, staring at the drain. Should I be worried?<\/p>\n<p>Cats on keyboards am bad, mmmk? After Uno tired of sitting in the tub, she tried to add 10 2-liters to my online order for pizza.<\/p>\n<p>The weirdest thing is a cat&#8217;s ability to make your computer do what you didn&#8217;t even know it could do. Give a cat the opportunity, it&#8217;ll probably get into the Department of Defense&#8217;s database.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cat&#8217;s sitting in my tub, staring at the drain. Should I be worried? Cats on keyboards am bad, mmmk? After Uno tired of sitting in the tub, she tried to add 10 2-liters to my online order for pizza. The weirdest thing is a cat&#8217;s ability to make your computer do what you didn&#8217;t even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1809,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions\/1809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}