{"id":1092,"date":"2010-12-06T16:09:05","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T23:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/?p=1092"},"modified":"2018-10-01T14:23:51","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T21:23:51","slug":"christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/06\/1092","title":{"rendered":"Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In early December my family and our relatives celebrate Christmas. And for the last two or three years, my wee second cousin has put together a kids&#8217; play for the adults. As the closest adult in the vicinity this time, I was forced to be the tree. Yes, the tree. To the tune of &#8220;I&#8217;m a Little Teapot&#8221; I sang &#8220;I am a tree, decorate me, open some gifts and enjoy some tea&#8221; with my arms straight out at my sides. Needless to say, people were VERY amused. Merry Christmas, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In early December my family and our relatives celebrate Christmas. And for the last two or three years, my wee second cousin has put together a kids&#8217; play for the adults. As the closest adult in the vicinity this time, I was forced to be the tree. Yes, the tree. To the tune of &#8220;I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1093,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions\/1093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.twilightrealm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}